'Go Lick the World' Debuts as Groundbreaking Current Affairs Clicker

It's a tough job preventing politicians from uttering gaffes. Take President Biden's infamous "go lick the world" comment, for instance – a moment that surely caused White House staff worldwide to cringe. This very phrase inspired the creation of Go Lick The World, a satirical mobile game from Pixel Play LLC.

This clicker game cleverly blends the absurdity of current events with the addictive nature of casual gaming. The objective? Virtually lick the world as fast as possible (using your finger, of course!). The game features a rotating 3D Earth, orbited by a constantly evolving array of objects.

Tap the planet (land or sea) to score points and climb the leaderboard. Boost your score by tapping LickLink satellites (a playful nod to Starlink), F-35 jets, electric cars, and even Lick Force One, President Biden's own plane. On Earth, you'll encounter tongue-in-cheek landmarks like the White House, Antarctica, the pyramids, and a less-than-savory representation of San Francisco.

The game's quirky charm extends to its daily updates. Mondays feature Impeach-Mints, Tuesdays offer Tacos, Saturdays bring Swifties, and pizza slices cater to Pizzagate conspiracy theorists.

Unlockable Earth skins and accessories add another layer of fun, including a "clown world" face, trucker hats, Uncle Sam's hat, a Texas cowboy hat (with a censored border sign), and solar eclipse glasses. These are earned by watching rewarded ads. A recent "Great Debate Update" even introduced a certain prominent figure's iconic hairstyle.

Go Lick The World is free to download, but in-app purchases remove ads, enable automatic clicking (via "LickGPT"), and unlock a coveted blue tick for your profile. Download it now on the App Store and Google Play Store.

UPDATE: The Great Debate Update includes trucker hats representing both sides of the political spectrum, along with a certain infamous hairstyle.